Dream job secured: unemployed. Income: mysterious. Payouts: real, from StonkFun. Source of funds: none of your business.
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The Department verifies the amount. The Department cannot and will not verify the source.
B 00000000 MSISERIES 2026
Verification of Mysterious Income
Bureau of Unverifiable Earnings · Form MSI-420
Date of issue: Re: Bearer of wallet
To whom it may concern:
This letter certifies that the above-named bearer is in regular receipt of income from a source this Department is not at liberty to disclose, primarily because we do not know what it is either. All figures below are drawn from the public ledger. The public ledger declined to elaborate.
Cumulative mysterious income
$0.00
Annualized run rate
$0.00
Registered occupation
Unemployed (dream job)
Hours worked
0
Source of funds
REDACTED FOREVER
The bearer is advised to answer the question "so what do you do?" with a long, comfortable silence.
Figures aggregate every disbursement to the bearer from the StonkFun distribution authority, across all instruments. The Department does not itemize mysterious income. Itemization would compromise the mystery.
Director, Dept. of Mysterious Income
Verified Mysteriousstatus: employed? unclear
Tip: download the letter first, then attach it to the post. The Department cannot attach it for you. Budget cuts.
Disbursement Ledger
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Live from the ledger.
The government knows about your UBI. Real ones keep it mysterious.
